Atrevido!

I didn't meet up with Tony tonight.  I have two sets of houseguests that arrive tomorrow, Saturday, and with some other business obligations, I just didn't have time.

Tony and I had been texting back and forth yesterday and I called him a Prick Tease as he cancelled on our meeting.  He didn't know what it meant, so I explained.  Here are the texts that we sent:

Tony: Hey Sexy, 
Have to cancel today. I'm out of town and I will probably be back in town tomorrow. Have fun at the gym!

Me: :-(

Me:  You are a Prick Tease.

Me:  Have you heard of the term Prick Tease before?

Tony: No

Me:  An American term meaning a guy or a girl that will turn a guy on and then not deliver sex.

Tony:  LOL

Me:  The Prick Tease makes the other guy thing that he has a high chance of getting sex, but it doesn't happen.

Tony:  But I am not a Prick Tease.

Me:  No, but you still have me on the hook.  I want to kiss you and you are not here!

Tony:  You really think that I am a Prick Tease LOL?

Me: No, but I really want to see you.

Tony: I am not a Prick Tease.

Me:  I know, but that is what all the guys think who are seeing a Prick Tease.  They all think that
they are going to get laid.  I just want to kiss you and feel your body. I'm OK if we don't have sex.

Tony:  Do you know why I like you?

Me:  I haven't a clue, Digame (from my high school Spanish class, I think that it means "Tell Me".
No Se (meaning "I don't know" in English).

Tony:  U R muy altrevido!!

Me:  I do not know that word. What does it mean?

Me:  Is altrevido the opposite of Prick Tease?  I am a sure thing for you.  Definitely not a Prick Tease. You have the power and you can toy with me and I'll go along with it like a lovesick puppy dog.

Tony:  LOL.  And you are a great kisser!!!

Me: You are a great kisser too.  I AM ADDICTED TO YOUR KISSES.

Me:  What does altrevido mean? Digame?

Tony:  Altrevido is_____Bold, audacious, hazardous, dangerous, brazen, and impudent.  Are the definitions of Altrevido.

Me: That's how you see me?

Tony:  Yes I do.  Not everybody feels up ****************'s abs.  (a story for another time, I felt up a world famous person, one of the most well know people in the world,  when he gave me a hug a couple of years ago.  Jeff).

Me:  Damn. You are right about that.  I totally groped him.

Me: I see you as smart, funny, gracious, well raised, mannerly and FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

Me: And a Prick Tease!

Tony: LOL.  That is what I like about you.  You are smart, funny and Sexy.

The boy knows how to make me feel good.  No sex at all today.  Maybe tomorrow will be more productive.